Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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