Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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