I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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