You're so nebulous sometimes
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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