You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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