Define "chronic" masturbator.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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