The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
