Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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