I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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