You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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