let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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