I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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