so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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