GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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