it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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