oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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