Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Found your dick twin last night
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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