I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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