White coat. Heels.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
