i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
he laminated a picture of his dick.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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