Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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