I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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