its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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