Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
