You're completely useless in the revolution.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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