Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Randomize
