That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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