i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
do nipples grow back?
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