Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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