Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
we're making bets on your personal life
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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