Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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