My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
we made out on top of his cat.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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