When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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