And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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