I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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