Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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