VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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