You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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