wanna go halves on a baby?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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