can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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