WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Randomize