I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Randomize
