Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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