I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You can't just leave with hair like that
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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