"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize