If that was your dad, he is hot
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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