I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I want a musical about memes.
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