He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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