okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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