he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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