Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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