so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Randomize
