You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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