Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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