Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Nicole vs. Life
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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